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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1725 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 943902 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.