so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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