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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4426 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
