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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9344 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 215 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
