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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4513 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
