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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7061 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
