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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1253 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 204 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7434 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
