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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Votes: | 4083 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
