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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6930 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 159 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
