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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
