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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3855 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 774 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
