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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8743 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1811 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1627 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
