Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of positive framing, especially when it comes to selling your virtual house! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where earthquakes and insurance companies are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build and renovate your dream house without any pesky family members posting negative descriptions on social media. And if they do, we have a special “Block and Ban” feature to keep the peace.

Don’t let your virtual house become a “shitshow” like in the real world – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise not to accuse you of putting words in our mouths or insinuating that we’re “like that”. We’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your stunning creations without any emotional arguments or hurt feelings. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    Vanilla survival server with Hard difficulty without privates!Access to the server by requests in the WhiteList on the Discord serverAdequate adult players who come to play their favorite game and relax from everyday life.

    ➥ Without world wipes and without world boundaries➥ Daily backups to prevent loss of player progress➥ Without a neck, compliance with the rules is mandatory➥ No admin/creativity for money or free of charge, natural survival. No objects will ever fall into the world from creativity or team➥ Game difficulty on the Hard server (it will be difficult to survive)➥ There are protection mechanisms against x-ray and other cheats that can give someone an advantage over other players➥ You can build any farms and buildings of any size, the server will “withstand the load”➥ Wonderful, calm lamp atmosphere of the minecraft game with adequate people

    What are plugins and non-standard:► Record block and chest events with the ability to only view actions (CoreProtect)► Voice chat (PlasmoVoice)► Ability to sit wherever you want (GSit)► Installing skins by command (SkinsRestorer)► Server integration with Discord (DiscordSRV)► Game statistics on the server (PlayerAnalytics)

    ✶ As you may have noticed, these plugins do not affect the Vanilla gameplay in any way, that’s why they exist.

    ✶ We try to always update the game server to the latest version so that you feel comfortable playing with new game content and mechanics.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Welcome to ClassicMC!

    IP ClassicMC.mine.nu
    Version 1.21+
    Mode Survival Semi-Vanilla

    ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

    • Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
    • Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
    • Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    • Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

    Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What version is ClassicMC? ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
    What mode does ClassicMC operate in? ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
    Does ClassicMC have a community? Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC? While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

    Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server
    Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

    Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

    But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

    Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

    Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyKidzBelieve

    CraftyKidzBelieve
    Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 9307
    Runes Activated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

    like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

    and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Animals Bred: 87 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 111

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

    Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

    Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 9043
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

    Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Mines Excavated: 2152
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

    Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom
    So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PoolPeepingSteve

    PoolPeepingSteve
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

    EndlessFun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyScreenTime

    CraftyScreenTime
    Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1661 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

    Dust City – CSI’s Paradise
    join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sand Digging Sea Robins

    Sand Digging Sea Robins
    Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 220 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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