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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1887 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9269 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
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