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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9526 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 7882 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5338 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.