RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1734
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Love Letters Sent:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Animals Bred:	79	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	3496	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Void Gems Collected:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	45

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nomercymc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4814
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1052	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6208	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	592634
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.