RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	548	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	65885	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7975	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	278	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Emeralds Found:	4189	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3853	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Emeralds Found:	312
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!