RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	5350
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7506	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Items Found:	3552

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

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CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ores Mined:	5597	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	186
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	1389	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Items Found:	5894
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nikashi SMP

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Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3876

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

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NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!