RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	158	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Potions Brewed:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimension Hops:	4
Farms Harvested:	427	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	122	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.