RegretfulGamerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyNorseWarfare

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	215
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Potions Brewed:	115	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7849

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	228	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35