RegretfulGamerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyNorseWarfare

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	1579	Enchantments Applied:	113
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ores Mined:	3479
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	54	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5069	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	165470
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	1088	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	159	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	2120
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	2508	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10