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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1659 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 576843 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9460 |
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