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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2206 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 59 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8659 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
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