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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8882 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
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