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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2310 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.
So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.