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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8544 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3035 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers who have a strange obsession with wearing pumpkins on their heads. Build a castle so magnificent that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire its beauty.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of heights, in which case, maybe stick to farming carrots).