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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2999 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.