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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8207 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7767 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 137 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.