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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9222 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 759 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Votes: | 7534 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.