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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9375 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.