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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3084 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Our server is so magical that even creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of insane adventures and regret-free gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to make all your Minecraft dreams come true?