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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5436 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?
and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.
so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
