so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
Dimension Hops: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 410 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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