so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
Alien Abductions: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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