Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • StateCraft

    StateCraft

    An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

    Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 140 Enchantments Applied: 200
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

    General Info
    Whitelisting/Verification System There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
    Primary Host Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
    Main Worlds Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

    If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the server?

    Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

    2. What are the main worlds on the server?

    There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    3. What is the host’s schedule like?

    The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Feel This Games Minecraft Server

    Feel This Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

    KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

    Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Falling into the Void: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Missionary Pixel Fun

    Missionary Pixel Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 410535 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mines Excavated: 4619

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

    Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Luminexus Network

    Luminexus Network

    A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

    Description
    Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
    The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
    If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is the server hosting the roleplay? The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
    Which modpack is being used for the roleplay? The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
    Is there in-game proximity voice chat available? Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
    Are there quality of life mods included? Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Potions Brewed: 146
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Honk Honk Minecraft Server

    Honk Honk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

    Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

    Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockyBlingRush

    BlockyBlingRush
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ADHD & Autism Crafters

    ADHD & Autism Crafters
    So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9620 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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