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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5530 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 94 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 991438 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
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