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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1469 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 142 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
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