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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4248 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 467 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
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