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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5832 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
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