🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1934 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!