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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1023 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
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