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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1225 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8613 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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