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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8993 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
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