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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4769 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
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