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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4524 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9511 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
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