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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5459 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1011 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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