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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4721 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4346 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
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