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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5739 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
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