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Updated November 17, 2024
Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.