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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8848 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
